Finalmente ... de Sharon (Finally ... from Sharon)

 

Hola amigos!

Finally, you will hear from me. I admit I have been neglectful with our blog, relying on Ken to keep you all up to date.

 For awhile I was feeling odd and almost a little fearful about getting back to activities like going to the gym, hiking, exploring Loja streets, enjoying cafes, going to concerts and getting together with people. It felt almost surreal, unnatural and my trepidation was so uncharacteristically strange that I truly was 'beside myself'. I was quite content to stay indoors. I was timid to get out and be the Sharon who I knew. The person who always 'Just Did It '. I have learned a lot about myself over these many months of being isolated in a foreign country.  I have learned to be more patient with myself. I accept my fears, inabilities and even more importantly, I no longer feel I must accomplish things and complete goals all the time. Embracing the emotions and traits that I used to push aside has become a good thing for me. Learning about oneself during these tumultuous times has been fascinating, yes? verdad? 

So, all of those activities I listed above are being done safely, with masks and mostly outdoors. Booster shots are now being administered in Ecuador. Ken got his awhile ago, I get mine tomorrow! And even though social distancing and masks remain mandatory, life here feels almost normal. Yes, our normal has changed and will continue to change. I have finally accepted this. I am embracing it.

On to what I have been doing... Finalmente...

                                                

            Certainly our new family additions, Nora and Nicolas, have been great distractions. Nora was prepared to join me on a 3 day hike to Cerro de Arcos in the province of El Oro, west of Loja. I left at 4 in the morning with 5 other hikers to catch a bus to a pueblito, a little town, called Manu. We began our 7 hour assent to 3,700 meters to what could be described as Ecuador's Stonehenge:  natural rock formations that stood tall with caves and vistas that filled one with awe.            

    I was glad it was not a hot sunny day when we set out from Manu. My pack was just too heavy and I suffered for it. I learned a lot of lessons on this hike. Specifically, ask more questions so you receive all the necessary details. The communications were all in Spanish though, so I struggled. But, you all know, I'm a trooper and I managed to keep up (somewhat) with the 20 and 30 year olds I was with. One of the fellows took pity and carried my sleeping bag for the three days.

 

After all sorts of weather conditions, this lovely lodge loomed in the distance where we stopped to have the best cup of hot chocolate ever! This is Refugio Cerro de Arcos, an hours hike from Cerro de Arcos where we were to camp. The interior was spectacular, built around natural rock formations. 

     It was built over 4 years with volunteers that led to helping support local youth and families in poverty. There are small cabins on the property as well as this lodge with warm, inviting rooms and an Italian restaurant. I found myself thinking, "Let's stay here!" rather than sleeping in a tent. At this point I was  wondering why I had so quickly agreed to this hike since I couldn't remember the last time I had slept in a tent!  But I did have a good time....

This was one of the spectacular views from our tent. The top photo on this page is a morning view as the sun rose. We actually set up our tent in a cave. Yes, it was cold. Did we sleep? No. I learned that my camping days are in the past no matter how much I like the people I am sharing a tent with.

The people I was sharing a tent with. Young, full of energy but truly supportive and caring. I am lucky to have met them. They have become good friends and great hiking partners. Their plan is to hike Cotopaxi this April, the best known volcano in Ecuador, at 5897 meters at the peak, and they want me to join them. Hmm. I'm still pondering. 

We ended our adventure in a city called Zaruma. Pictured above with the mayor of the city. We arrived just as the city was celebrating Independence Day. This city is southwest of Machala and I simple loved it! It is an old gold mining town and is known as the 'magical town' with all it's hilly streets and old architecture. It had been chosen as a candidate for UNESCO World Heritage Site. I tasted the famous tigrillo, a common dish in Ecuador that had first been created in this city. It is a filling plate of mashed green bananas, scrambled eggs and local cheeses. Yum! In this photo we are sampling a special drink that is quite potent with a local liquor that was perfect to end our final day of hiking. Sadly, however, this December, 2 weeks ago, a horrific, deadly sinkhole occurred in the center of this beautiful city killing and injuring many people and forcing 300 to evacuate. Roads were damaged, two heritage homes destroyed, and all of this destruction was a consequence of illegal mining. 

One of my other hiking partners, Marion, from France and two of her dogs. Marion became one of my first friends in Loja. She has been living in Ecuador for a few years teaching French. We were exploring an area just outside of Loja city. 

Here are a few of the Vilcabamba hikers. I hike with this group most Thursdays. We explore the trails and mountains in the Vilcabamba area which is a 45 minute drive south of Loja.

One of the many attractive moths that we see on route while hiking. This area is full of moths and butterflies of all sizes and colours. This particular one (which actually had many shades of blue) had chosen to rest on a fellow hikers' leg while we had stopped for our lunch break.

Another vista of the spectacular mountains and a private property hidden below.

So, my favourite outdoor activity in this glorious country is hiking. I finally found a hike I can do by myself, safely, in Loja, that is similar to the famous Grouse Grind in North Vancouver. But, it has many different routes throughout the 90 hectare reserve and it never closes due to snow!

 I also amuse myself with fitness. I am currently teaching a basic yoga class at the gym I belong to. It is a small class, thank goodness, as I do teach it in Spanish. What?! I crazily volunteered to teach it, (what?!) I don't know what I was thinking, my Spanish is not fluid. I have to pause and think a lot. But I persevere and I am no longer nervous beforehand. In fact, the students are enjoying hearing some English directions interspersed with my Spanish... Espanglish! 

I teach indoor cycling, strength training and yoga online too! If any of you want to try a class, let me know. This is a wonderful way for me to keep in touch with former clients and friends from Canada and the USA. The other day, I was caught complaining about how I continuously had to put on sunscreen everyday. My fitness client, who is living in Richmond, B.C., quickly informed me of the weather conditions many Canadians are experiencing these days. I apologized with an, "Ups" which is "oops" in espanol. 

Other faux pas: I was at the vets awhile back and taking advantage of speaking Spanish to those in the waiting room, when I asked a woman, "How many assholes does your dog have?" My friend, who was with me, burst out laughing (which didn't help my ego) and translated to the woman in correct Spanish. What I really had meant to ask was, "Cuantos anos tiene su perro?" There is only a tiny difference in pronunciation with the words 'year' and 'ass'. I wanted to know how old her dog was. I have not made that mistake since, I actually avoid the word anos all together.

The other day, Ken asked a blind man, who was waiting to cross the road, "Necesito ayudar?" translated:  "Do I need help?" The blind man politely answered "si". And, the blind man helped Ken cross the road. 

              Indoor Cycling classes anyone? Customized to your level and pace!

                   Until next time, take care of yourself and your loved ones.

 Cuidate y Feliz (Ano) Nuevo!

                                                                                                                                              

Tough Times

It has been a rough few weeks for our household lately but I thought it would be cathartic to get to work on the Blog after a long absence. I am sure most of you know that Dylan, our beloved companion of eleven years, passed away just over a month ago. We have now lost both of the pets that we brought with us to Ecuador nearly two years ago. I am at a loss to express just how much this has affected me.

I have to admit I was not prepared, and I should have been. But these things creep up on us while we are making other plans. Just another lesson that life tries to teach us and which we too often ignore. To live in the moment as much as possible. The past is gone, the future is unknowable, the present is all that is real. If we pay attention today, tomorrow we will have memories to sustain us. Every day and in every way I am reminded of how much Dylan made life better for us, and for me in particular. I can only regret the number of days I forgot to take note, and now am poorer for it.

So for those of you who have pets, take a moment to reflect on how they live life. For them there is no future, just now. And no person more important than you. I promise myself to do better if there is a next time. But for now I am left thinking I have lost the best.

   Luckily for us we have been very busy and, thankfully, able to somewhat distract ourselves from our sad news. The annual Loja Arts Festival was up and running once again this year so we were able to lift our spirits a bit by going to numerous plays, concerts, and dance recitals over a twelve day span.

   

   There were acts from all over South America and thanks to the people of Loja being diligent with masking etc. there are very few Covid cases here, so all of the events were very well attended  and received.

A number of colorful new murals livened up building walls in the El Centro area and the streets were alive with street performers and children's entertainment. All in all a very successful festival. I am already looking forward to next year which will be even more enjoyable because my Spanish will be better. It will be, I promise!

  In addition to all that, I began to have some eye problems and spent sometime investigating what the problem was. That entailed a trip to Cuenca to visit a specialist. Once again I was impressed with the speed at which things got done and the quality of the health care at a  relatively minor cost. At any rate it turns out I have age-related macular degeneration and need to be more careful about a lot of things in the future. My mother was stricken with this back in the day when there was no treatment. Thankfully now, if I continue to eat better, maintain my every day walking routine, take some specialized vitamins, and protect my eyes from the sun at all times I should be able to avoid the worst aspects of this condition. The last means, I am about to be the Roy Orbison of Loja from now on. Sunglasses at all times. And no apologies for being cool!

   So, even amidst what has been a bad time, we continue to enjoy Loja, Ecuador and everything our gracious hosts do for us every day. Despite the real world crashing our party occasionally, we continue to learn our lessons and try to enjoy what life offers us. Hope you all are doing the same. Pay attention to today. Tomorrow will never be what you expect. And remember, there are no do-overs!

STILL HERE STILL GOOD

 Well friends, my apologies for the long lag from our last post. It's not that anything drastic has happened but mostly I just got lazy and the time flew by. Herein lies one of the things you have to get used to in Ecuador: the weather never changes drastically from one day to the next. Whereas we Canadians tend to mark life's significant  moments by their proximity to major weather events... "Remember the big snowfall of '08?!" Here, in Ecuador, the weather is pretty much the same year round. In the almost two years we have been here the only thing we have remarked on, weather wise, is that it seems a little cooler and wetter in July and August. Since we have no central heating or air conditioning, it is notable that a sweater is sometimes necessary during the evenings in those months. And if it gets really bitter, maybe an extra blanket. Hardship indeed! As a consequence, months can go by as one day blends into the next. Before you know it a year has flown by. Luckily though, since we are in the valley of longevity, I am actually younger than I was last year. Shades of Shangri-La. If I go back to Canada now I will probably age twenty years as I step off the plane. I even began to feel guilty about posting my "Another lovely day in Loja" pictures on Facebook. I shudder to think I might be becoming a better person in my old age...?  Nah!  There is a secondary reason for that as well of course. We love the fact that there are so few expats in Loja that we are required to speak Spanish every day. As we see America sliding more and more into anger and chaos every day, the idea that hordes of them might suddenly come to their collective senses and decide to move here is a prospect we don't even want to entertain. So we are trying to keep quiet about how much we enjoying ourselves. You can help us out by telling people you know, that you've heard horrible things about life in Ecuador and you know a couple of people who live there who are suffering badly. Thanks for that. Of course, you, yourself are more than welcome to join us. Just sssssshh!

So now that the Covid thing seems to under control here, for the time being, with zero cases in the hospital, things are feeling more normal. Sharon is getting out hiking once or twice a week and is going to start teaching yoga classes at her old gym next week. Luckily for me the question, "Do you want to come hiking with me?" has not, as yet, crossed her lips. I do keep a secret calendar hidden away and surprisingly I always seem to have things to do on her hiking days. This sometimes requires a bit of quick thinking and invention on my part. After all, clipping the dogs nails or getting a haircut, are excuses that are only good once a month. And overuse could result in baldness! But this is South America, and, in a pinch, claiming a touch of upset stomach "from something I ate" will usually get me off the hook. I dread the day when Covid is over and I can no longer claim I have to stay home because I am so old that a case of Covid in Argentina I read about is a threat to my fragile health. Any new suggestions that will keep me sitting at home on my boney butt will be gratefully accepted.

Admit it, you would much rather see this picture of a gorgeous happy young woman doing what she loves, than one of a wizened curmudgeon,  obviously making everyone around him miserable with his constant complaining about having to trudge up  another hill that looks exactly like the last four he just climbed. I rest my case.

Next month is the big arts festival here, with music, street performers, bands, concerts et al, for two solid weeks. Performers and artists are coming from all over South America. Everyone here is looking forward to it, especially after being locked up for so long. Now that I will get off my backside for, and I will post at length about all the goings on. A good reason for you to come back soon and visit the blog, knowing that there might actually be something interesting to see for a change. So, thanks for coming by, it was a pleasure to see you again, but I'm afraid I have to go now. The cat's claws need trimming.

A New Reality

       

    We were at a dinner with some friends the other night to welcome a couple who had just arrived from the States and were busy setting up their new apartment here in Loja. As the evening progressed and I listened to everyone talking about where they had come from, and how they were enjoying their new life here in Ecuador, I was struck by my own lack of perception or introspection about what was going on in our lives.

   The pandemic has turned everything on it’s head for everyone, but it has been particularly jarring for us I think. At least for me. Our journey here was never supposed to be leaving home forever. It was simply a new adventure, and it has definitely been that, but not in the way I expected. When we left Canada it was to continue our exploration of different cultures and different places maybe for one last time before, as I put it at the time, “I have to start wearing a diaper.” I have to admit that not a lot of introspection went into what the ultimate goals were, or how long this latest adventure was going to last. Were we going to be out here until Sharon had to dig a hole for me somewhere? Or were we going to go back to the frozen North when we decided we had had enough. Those discussions never happened. And sitting at dinner the other evening I suddenly realized that, whether I liked it or not, circumstances have made a lot of choices for us while we weren’t looking. While we were just trying to avoid Covid, a lot of other things were changing for us as well.

   Firstly, it has become fairly evident that our “home and native land” is rapidly becoming a place we can no longer afford, even if we decided we wanted to go back. Being debt free in comfortable surroundings has become addictive. Oh I can hear you, and I am well aware that my profligate ways in my misspent youth are the direct cause of the four digit bank balance I now enjoy, and not the seven or eight digit one I would need to live this way in Canada. Do I regret my youthful choices? No, but had I known that at this point in my life, my options were going to be; Ecuador or an old refrigerator box on the downtown east side in Vancouver, I would have at least paused for a moment before deciding that it was still better to be the grasshopper than the ant. But every day I thank Ecuador for being here to save my sorry …backside.

Secondly, I have become accustomed to predictably decent weather these past 18 months, Having the occasionally gloomy rainy day every few weeks is a giant leap up from the five months of doom that the Vancouver winter provides. The dog used to look at me with his, “please, can we go outside just for a minute!” Now he looks at me with his, “What?!! we’re going walking again?”

But I have to admit that at that dinner the other night it came as a shock to realize that some fairly important decisions had been made by circumstances while I was engaged in my usual hobby of  just looking out the window thinking of nothing. And that means there needs to be a whole re-evaluation of what’s happening here. Turns out we are no longer visiting here, we are home. This is where we live. At least for the foreseeable future. Who knew? Well of course I should have, and, with that in mind, I need to start looking around me with the eyes of a resident and not the fleeting gaze of a tourist. I have travelled all over the world my whole life, but always with the knowledge that I was Canadian and that's where I would eventually turn up my toes. This new reality is a whole different head space to absorb, and some considerable mental adjustment will have to take place over the next little while.  So, you, dear reader, will have to give me a moment to adjust and, when I have digested this new reality, I’ll get back to you. No doubt with some blinding flash of perception that will change your life forever. Until then, just wear the dam mask will you. At least then I'll have someone to share emails with!

 

A Night Out

 I am sure there are a few of you out there that think we are living in the wilds of some far off place where the food is strange and the people are threatening and foreboding. You have pictures in your mind of us driving in rickety old vehicles as we pass donkeys in the dirt streets and llamas gaze down on us from the mountainous hillsides, tended by their brightly attired shepherds. And guess what, you are right! It is exactly like that! 

But occasionally we put on our 'Go-to town clothes' and head out for some entertainment . With that in mind I thought I would show you that we have indeed got a bit of civilization here and are having a fine old time, thank you very much. Here are some scenes from a recent night out.   

This is the new theatre in Loja where most of the large musical events are held. It's also where the symphony usually plays. And best of all, we have yet to pay for anything! Shows are usually sponsored by the city.

Unfortunately, while you wait you have to constantly put up with poor Gringos bothering you. Somebody really should do something about these unfortunate souls. They are becoming a plague!

As is usual at all events of this type, while you wait, there will be a brass band playing and men in traditional costume will dance to Andean music while dangling forty feet in the air above your head. Ho Hum.

                                                                              

    When you are sufficiently bored by all the antics outside you may proceed into the modern theatre with plush seating and more than sufficient leg room, even for a North American giant like myself. Of course everyone is masked (Loja has the best vaccination rate in Ecuador) and then the show can begin. I have put a short clip below from what was a two and a half hour show.                                                                        

 

          So there you have it. I am sure that your care packages will be arriving in the very near future and Sharon and I thank you in advance for your generosity.  We poor wandering wretches in third world countries have many privations to put up with and it is always encouraging when we realize that your thoughts are with us . No prayers please. Until next time.                                                 

We're Back

 

    Well friends, after a long break, we are back to regale you with more fantastic adventures from distant Ecuador!  Oh how I wish that was true, at least the adventure part. Actually we are recovering from a computer crash which, at my age , is not dissimilar to being flung into the stone age again. Or suddenly finding yourself on another planet. My knowledge of computers is confined to, press this button to start, and then keep pressing random buttons until something you like happens. When I talk to people who understand computers they just shake their heads in wonderment. How I got this far is a mystery to them, and to me when it comes to that. At any rate we seem to be up and going again even though now I have to log into this blog through my phone and understanding my phone as well has added another layer of impenetrable mental fog to the whole process. One of these days I will just throw the whole lot out the window and, mercifully, you will never hear from me again.

   So, to recap the last month, .................................................. and here we are! I joke of course. The dots represent what, at my age, I remember of the last month. Sharon of course, continues to go out and make new friends whom I can only assume she doesn't really like much, because she brings them home and then tortures them by forcing them to converse with the grizzled hermit in the corner. During that time she has also managed to get her first covid 19 shot and is due to get her second shot this week. Then two more weeks after that we can relax, a bit. At least I can quit worrying that she is going to die and wondering who will feed me! Because, as you have probably already guessed, it is all about me. We might soon be able to get out and about a bit more and finally start enjoying Ecuador . Of course it is winter here now so the weather is a bit less than its normal fabulous. Now it's just fine, bordering on great! Another jest, but just to show you how we are becoming acclimatized, I was "A Bit Chilly" the other day! And today I am wearing a t-shirt AND a shirt! In July and August the daytime temperature is a bone chilling 17-18 Celsius, as opposed to 21-22, and the night time temperature is around 13-14 as opposed to 16 to 17. (If you are American and are confused by those numbers, please think about joining the rest of the world.) As you can imagine, huge variations in temperatures like that can be very trying on the system, especially for someone as delicate and fragile as myself. But, growing up in the Yukon, I learned to handle such extremes in temperatures. It also rains a bit more here during these two months, and, for that, my severe weather training  experiencing the daily drenching in BC comes in handy. What I am trying to say is, please don't feel sorry for us, we are coping as best we can and no doubt we will survive.

   The new additions to our family continue to grow apace and are a constant source of joy and amusement as they chase each other around the apartment destroying

everything we hold dear. They are a never ending lesson in not getting to attached to "Things". Everything breakable that we cherish is now hanging from the ceilings! I'm sure they will calm down one day but in the meantime, just when you get really angry, they do something wildly cute and postpone their demise for another day or two.

   On the political front, Ecuador seems to be managing the whole Covid thing better than most of the other South American countries. Watching the news from Brazil, Argentina, Chile and Peru is a lesson in how lucky we got ending up where we are. Things have not fully opened up of course but, after starting with the half dead like myself, the government is now vaccinating people 30 years old, and getting younger every week. Life seems to be getting back to some small semblance of normal. They have even started to have the occasional concert and art exhibition which is heartening. One side affect of all of all this stay at home business is my current inability to make decisions. For 18 months all I've done is walk the dog. Otherwise I've been inside. The other night we went to someone else's apartment for dinner and I had to converse with people other than Sharon for several hours! I was so traumatized I took to my bed and slept for three days! Sharon held my hand and told me it would get easier, but I'm not sure I believe her! She's always making me do things that frighten me! But I guess that's why we are here, and not broke and living in a cardboard box in Vancouver.  (For you Pythonites..."Cardboard box!? Luxury!!!")

   These are pictures from a friends balcony as we have our first barbeque in Ecuador. This is a traditional handmade earthenware BBQ and, of course, Sharon is determined we must have one. If you come to visit I promise to burn some meat for you! In the traditional way of course! Which makes all the difference.

   

   The picture at the top of this post is of a restaurant we went to with these same friends that is part of a trout farm just outside of town. Had a wonderful meal of fresh trout and a lovely evening watching the sun set over Loja. Drinks and dinner for two, $15! Then, on the way home, their car lost it's headlights and we spent half an hour driving down narrow dirt roads, in the mountains, in the pitch black. People, dogs, and donkeys kept looming out of the darkness every few minutes. Thoughts of plunging over the edge and not being found for months kept crossing my mind. Why is everything always an adventure with us?

So, as you can see, our life continues to be completely untethered to reality. Hopefully, now that it appears I have conquered technology one more time, we will be back blogging on a more regular basis. Whether that is a cause for celebration, only you can decide. So, from us to you, as the English would say, "Keep your pecker up".

This is a test post. Our computer crashed and we have been having trouble getting up and running again. Sorry for the delay but if you can see this things may be fixed! Enjoy the picture of our new kittens.

Advice- Part three

 I had originally thought I would do a two part thing on advice about moving to Ecuador and how certain things are different here. But a couple of other things came up that I thought people contemplating a move to Ecuador should be aware of so I decided to do a part three.

If you are deciding whether to move to Ecuador you will be wondering if you should buy or rent a place in your new country. The surprising answer is ... don't do either! "But what do I do?" I hear you asking. "Do I live in a tent in the woods? How can I not rent or buy?" I hear you, and here are the answers. In terms of buying, houses etc. are very cheap here compared to what you are used to in North America. We're from Vancouver and what we would pay a million, two hundred thousand for in Canada, can be had here for ten percent of that. BUT, things do not turn over quickly here and if for some reason you are not satisfied after you have moved in to your new house, it may take you many months or even years to sell. No quick flippers in Ecuador. Why wouldn't you be satisfied with your purchase you ask? Well, some things only become evident here after you have moved in. Barking dogs for instance. Lots of people here have dogs but they are not treated like they are at home. A lot of them spend their lives on the roof and never get out to walk etc. Currently we live in an apartment with two dogs in two houses across the street.  In one house the dog on the roof barks on and off all day long, in the other, whenever the owners go out for the evening the dog is in a tiny patio in the back and barks constantly until they come home. And I mean constantly, without letup. If they go out at 6pm and return at 10pm that means the dog barks non stop for four hours. And no one seems to care! Get used to it, or move. And what if that cute church on the corner rings its bell every hour starting at five in the morning? Or the park across the street has fireworks every Friday night? Believe me, fireworks are very popular here, for any occasion. Hundreds of people might be standing across the street from your new house every weekend while explosions go off over your head. It's things like this that you need to be aware of before you rent or buy.

Our apartment building in the center  With apartments, as I mentioned in one of our first posts, you will find that most are rented unfurnished, and here that means no appliances. So after renting your lovely apartment you will have to shop for stoves and fridges etc., all of which are very expensive due to the import duties charged. But you decide to bite the bullet, buy your stuff, settle in, and then the barking starts!  Or you find that there is a weekend disco across the street that you never knew about because there is no sign, and you were only here during the day. So, reluctantly, you decide you have to move. But you put down a four month deposit! And then you discover your new appliances don't fit your replacement apartment! Good luck selling your new/used appliances. If you're lucky you will get 30 percent of what you paid. Remember the bargaining I mentioned in our last post? Try bargaining with a used appliance dealer! On a good day he'll have you leaving the shop feeling grateful that he gave you 10 percent of the new value and didn't want your watch in the bargain. Next you  have a giant fight with your ex landlord to try and get your deposit back. How's your Spanish? And I will warn you that the avenues open to you here to try and fight a dispute with a landlord are severely limited. These are only a few of the draw backs you will face when buying or renting in Ecuador. Which does not mean you shouldn't do either, it just means you should be much more cautious before you take the plunge. And finally, remember, you have six months after receiving your residency permit to bring in your personal effects duty free. After that you will be charged.                      

Our Air BnB

So what do you do instead? I highly recommend Air BnB. With Air BnB you will get a fully furnished apartment, including linens and cookware, that comes with recommendations, and no deposit required.  Granted it will cost considerably more in the short term but you will know what you are getting, and you are now free to scope out the city of your choice to discover the downside of any prospective rentals or purchases you might be considering, before you plop you money down and find yourself in something you hate, with no way out. When you find something you like, take a few days to visit at different times so you can see the activity. Very seldom is it a "I have to grab it or it will be gone! " situation here. Take your time, there's lots available. And never, never, sign a lease without having a lawyer look it over!

So now that I have given you a scare, let me temper that with some good news.

Have you looked at your bank statement lately? Enjoying the .05% interest rate you are receiving on your savings? Well, what if I were to tell you that here, you can get anywhere from 7-9%? Guaranteed by the government. Yes, go back and read that again: 7 to 9 percent. Most of the big banks and co-ops here will sell you CD's at somewhere between 7-9% interest depending on the term. There are some conditions of course, when are there not? The government guarantee is for up to $32,000 US, per person!! So you, your spouse and your two kids could be getting 7%  on a total of $128,000 US. Be sure to ask, because some CD's are not guaranteed. Some of the banks will require you to be at least a temporary resident but others will give that rate to anyone, provided it is a maximum of 32 thousand per person. Feel like gambling? They will sell you more but it is not guaranteed. On your head be it.

So those are my cautionary tales for the day. Nothing that should scare you from moving here but just another example of how things are different and that there is no downside that can't be overcome with a bit of sweat equity put into research, research, research. Then, as you sit on your patio in a T-shirt watching the news from home regarding the latest blizzard, you'll realize it was worth it.

See you when you get here! 

                      Me and Dylan heading out to look for the next Blog post idea

Advice -Part two

  I promised a Part Two which unfortunately means I have to provide one. Here it is. Enjoy.

   Understand one thing when you come to Ecuador, there is such a thing as the Gringo Price. On a lot of things. But understand another thing. You can bargain. Everywhere! Even the big box department stores will bargain. But you have to ask. More on that in a moment. Lets get back to the Gringo Price. 

When you go in to buy something here, the proprietor will quickly size you up and ask for whatever he thinks you might accept depending on his estimation of what he thinks you can pay. As a gringo it is just assumed you have money. Get used to it. Cry poverty all you want. In reality, even if you are as poor as a church mouse, I'll bet you live in a house or apartment with a bed for everyone and I'll bet you have money in the bank. So already you are better off than at least twenty five percent of the people here. Which doesn't mean you should have to pay more for everything, it just means the vendor is going to try to get a bit more from you than from someone that he knows is still cooking over an open fire in their house. And if he does get a bit more from you he can afford to get a bit less from that other person and, at the end of the day, still pay his bills.  So the question becomes, what are you going to do about it? You have three options; get mad, pout or bargain. We already covered option one previously. Option two is surprisingly ineffective. Which leaves, bargaining!

   Now sometimes it's just not worth it. If the going rate at the market for a dozen bananas is one dollar and you get asked for a dollar twenty five, is it worth it to bargain for twenty five cents? Personally, I don't think so. Pay and forget it, or don't shop there next time. However, if I get asked for a dollar fifty, I feel like I'm being taken advantage of and I will start the

process. Which means of course that you need to do some research. Shop a bit. See what other people are paying before you buy. And guess what, hanging around the market is FUN! Remember what I said last time about asking questions? People, no matter how or where they live, are proud, and are pleased to answer questions from someone who is genuinely curious to know and understand their culture. You will certainly see things you don't recognize and if you inquire about what they are and how to prepare them, people are more than happy to explain. And free samples are always proffered. Next time you come back you are suddenly bargaining with a smiling friend and no doubt you will get the local price. You can still bargain but now you are bargaining with a smile on your face. You are in on the game and not a sucker being taken advantage of. Practice your disappointed face. Whip it out when the price is mentioned. In the beginning it takes a bit of time but eventually when you go to the market you are spending time with friends rather than in a soulless, shrink-wrapped supermarket. And, because I know you have fully absorbed the lessons in part one, you are not rushing from one meeting to the next appointment so you can enjoy yourself.

   But what about the big box store I hear you ask? What if I'm buying a TV for instance? An aside here. Bring your heart medication with you if you are buying anything with a plug. There are no bargains here for those items compared to North America. The customs duties on items like this are heavy compared to the US and Canada, you will pay more. A lot more! But because the amounts are bigger it is even more important to shave some off if you can. 

   

   So bargain hard, having done your research of course. And don't be afraid to walk out. With a smile remember, you may be coming back if you can't do better elsewhere. Don't worry, if you left on good terms, even if you didn't buy, you will be welcomed back. Actually the owner will be very happy to see you because he knows the ropes. He knows you went looking and couldn't find a lower price so now you are back.  He'll probably throw in something to make you feel better now that he is clearly the winner. You will recognize when you have reached the final price, believe me. More than you want to pay? Well, you watch too much TV anyway!

   So now we move on to two other things which you will notice immediately when you  arrive in Ecuador. The first is how much smaller personal space is here. On the street you will start thinking people dislike Gringos . They will bump you in crowds and they will be breathing down your neck when you are standing in line for something. Relax, it's just that in public, personal space is not as important here as it is at home. It might be that it seems people will cut in line here without a thought if they can, so maybe people bunch up to stop it. I don't know. Just be aware. It's not you. It's the one thing Covid-19 helped, with the emphasis on social distancing. We will have to see if that carries on. I just mention it here so you won't take it personally.

   The second thing is a flip of the above, if you are older. There is a lot of respect for the elderly here. As a consequence, if you are older or have grey hair, as a general rule you will be immediately be waved to the front of the line. In fact, in many places there will be lines just for the elderly. And you qualify even if you are a Gringo. And believe me I take full advantage! As a result when I go to pay the phone bill or go to the bank, I will be in and out before the other line has even moved. Revel in your geezer-hood my friends, here it has advantages.

So, in conclusion, ask for the discount (sometimes called a "yapa"), bargain like an east coast fishwife, remembering that it's not personal so leave with a smile. And take advantage of those wrinkles, here they are respected. As they should be if you ask me.